Real safe...

There are times where i really Respect mom.We ate lunch at Dataran Sunway this morning and we were on our way home.It was just me,mum and the radio turned on full blast.Knowing my mom's a reckless,impatient,self esteemed and giving-you-the-look kinda driver,she took an illegal U-turn which was very much faster than the legal one down the road.Right after stabilizing the car after a 180 degree turn....BAM*,there were Men In White (traffic police) waiting for us right after that turn.Clearly witnessing the offence we committed,they signaled for us to stop by the roadside.One of them then slowly graced his way to our car under the unforgiving hot sun yet managing to present us with a very malicious smile.As my mom clicked the button and the car window came sliding down,the curtain to one of the best convo ever heard LIVE was gradually risen....

miw: Selamat petang kak

mom: .....

miw: tau tak kak telah u-turn di junction no entry?

mom: ya ah?

miw: saya akan bagi awak saman kak,saman itu mahal tau.

mom: berapa?

miw: RM 300

mom: waa,sangat mahal ah

miw: you boleh bayar tak?

mom: I've got no choice have i?I'm in fault

miw: you mampu bayar RM300 tak?

mom: just give me the summon

miw: you MAU bayar RM300??

mom: ok...ok,tell me how much you want?

miw: Kak boleh bagi berapa?Kak kerja apa?

mom: I work in the Media

miw: Media!?masuk mana punya?

mom: ALL.Newspapers,commercials,cinema,radio...

miw: Hah,Macam ini ah....

mom: just to let you know,i'm a very "Law Abiding" citizen

miw : kak cakap dalam english saya tak faham larh..(LAW??Dia lawyer ke?)

mom: (turns head towards me) how do you say Law Abiding citizen in Malay?

miw: Aiya macam ini la,kak boleh jalan lar,lain kali jangan buat tau...

mom: (Smiling cheek to cheek as if saying "i thought you'll see it my way")

I was giggling like crazy throughout the whole ordeal cos' the expression on the policeman's face was so darn funny.On the other hand,this tells us a very sad story of our country.Policemen who Corrupts and dare not speak of the word.Forcing people to pay corrupted money even without saying the "R" word are no less than cowards.And these cowards are So Called protecting us from the bad?Someone once told me that policemen in New Zealand are all buffed up and uncorrupted unlike here.The one that attended to us was clearly overweight.His belt looked like it could fly right off any moment.

Here's a very good example of our very own traffic police "Hard at work".....

Would ya look at those "ABS"....