Just because i'm lazy..... -Imagine- nuff said'...Happy B'day John (ask your folks about him),u would have been 70 if you were here.Found out about it through Google.They actually dedicated and design the Google logo to commemorate a dead man's b'day!?And speaking about dead people,watched Charlie St.Cloud today!Did you know u can Actually have sex with a GHOST!??? =O Here are a few things to check for if your girlfriend's a ghost:
- When your Girlfriend's got a nasty wound and when asked about, she cant remember how she got it.
- When she suddenly talks about sailing around the world.
- When she asks "Are you a good cook?"
- When asked whether she wants beer or wine,she replies "Surprise me".
- And my personal favorite....When she prefers to have sex with you outdoors where there are hmmm,let's see mud, mosquitoes,insects and Oh! TOMBSTONES =D
And if you have the balls to leave your ghost brother hanging in the woods and go save your damsel,u'll probably find her lying half-dead on a rock.You'll then have to perform CPR......By hugging!? (how is that even possible?)
I guess this is whtcha get when u hang out with 4 erm....Mature (not old) girls who's obsessed with transsexual, leg/boob/boo-boo hair,waxing,boobs,dildos and....*inhale* Guys xp
Not that i'm ever complaining.....=)
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